Sour Swinger Predominantly follows my Army & Iraq Deployment. Also has some Geek, School, and other talk.

Create Your Own Super Hero

…”The Rest Of Us Think You’re A Scum Bag“. LoL. Knowing I am an Atheist, a friend bought me this t-shirt. I got a kick out of it.

Every morning I go through my daily routine which includes checking out Analytics and seeing what traffic my site generated the day previous. Every so often, something interesting catches my eye. Analytics will show what keywords were used to search and come to my site. No surprise, a nice chunk of searches revolve around actual swingers. Most of that traffic leaves immediately after arriving. Probably from realizing my blog has nothing to do with that. Well today one search stuck out and made me laugh. “swinger pooping”.

Yup, I got a hit from someone Googling swinger pooping. Talk about an odd sexual lifestyle. Curious, I punched up Google and tried the search myself. I’m the 7th hit on the first page of results! I couldn’t believe it. The swinger is obvious but when did I talk about pooping? Following the link, I forgot that I had discussed poop when Chase rolled his inner tube over it at The Bahamas. LoL.

There are very few search words that will pop my site up on the first page. Granted I haven’t done much testing. Perhaps, one of these days I should run an experiment and see exactly what does.

That’s right. While everyone prances about enjoying their Easter Egg hunt, the rabbit is secretly plotting behind our backs. Oh fun lets find some hidden eggs! Oh fun there’s candy! Oh I love cadburys! Oh fuck that shit! He snickers for every fool he fools!

The rabbit tries to falsify his image and make it seem like he’s cute and good. He’s invaded our culture so much as to make him seem…good! Follow The White Rabbit? What a piece of propaganda bull shit. We are to assume the rabbit is good. The rabbit will take us on a path that will set us free. Free from the world that has covered our eyes from the truth. Can’t you see? The rabbit is merely trying to confuse you. The rabbit is making you believe his wholesome nature. To believe that he is good and pure. The rabbit lies!

Do not forget the tortoise, not the rabbit wins the race. The rabbit is nothing more then a ploy to get at your children. He’ll slowly sneak into their minds and take over their bodies. Some say for world domination. Some say for pure evil torment. Children who surcome to to this have been known to walk around at night, seeing horrible hallucinations. Just like DONNIE!!!

These possessed kids may go around randomly killing people. Others simply gorge on so much chocolate they keel over and seizure from the sugar overload. In reality the rabbit awaits anyone with huge pointy death. He’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. He has a vicious streak a mile wide. He’s a killer! Do not be fooled! Or you’ll end up dead like these poor fools.

Just remember, though the rabbit is kind on Easter…there are 364 other days of the year in which the spot light is off him. It is only then that his true nature can really be seen.

Tis a sad day for me.  I’ll be loosing Steev quotes for my blog.  His quotes have been some of my most popular visited pages.  Its also what brings regular traffic.  Everyday, I get at least one visitor searching for “Quotes on Assholes”.  But I’m also happy for Steev that he takes this blogging plunge.  He’ll be able to better dedicate a single source full of his random thoughts.  I wish him luck and hopefully becomes a permanent blogger.

Steev’s Blog

“See, as a guy interested in getting a girlfriend, I am looking for a girl who I am friends with and also attracted to. I want someone who I enjoy spending time with, and also want to…spend time with at night.

But girls like to separate those two aspects of their relationship with the opposite sex. They want a guy that they sleep with but hate, and they want to have a guy who they’re not attracted to at all to be their best friend so that they can complain about the first guy to him.

This is the ‘friend zone’ that most people talk about. It’s also related to the idea of a first impression being critical: within about an hour of meeting a girl, and sometimes even sooner, you’ve been placed in one of three categories:

1) Friend
2) Fuck
3) Forget

Once you’re placed in a category, it’s extremely hard to move out of it and into another. If you’re in the ‘friend’ category, a girl won’t even consider sleeping with you…you’re like another girl. If you’re in the fuck category, a girl won’t bother sharing anything with you, she’s got friends for that. If you’re someone she doesn’t care for at all, you’re forgotten and discarded.

Women finally succeed at having long term relationships when they realize that one and two should be combined in the same person, and when they find a person like that, it works out well.

I would say that guys do this too, but if a guy talks to a girl, he’d probably sleep with her. There are very few girls who get kept around who he wouldn’t, and they fulfill some other sort of need. But generally, from the guy’s side, they’re always open for a move forward.”

~~~Steev

“You know what I hate about Java? The primitive type for an integer is ‘int,’ while for a boolean it’s ‘boolean.’ Who needs consistency? I’ll just keep typing ‘integer’ and ‘bool’ and getting compile errors. Fuck Java.”

~~~Steev